I want to show you this, I want to share with you this. Very unique instrument we call the “Death Whistle”. [VOLUME WARNING] HIT! R! HIT RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! HIT F*CKIN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! F*CK “Death Whistle” [intro] I think I looked it up Wait whoa. *slap* *chainsaw start up* *chainsaw rev* Latta bitch suck ma boy run run bring that ass here boy *teleport* *thump* *thump* *smack* Trick: YOU Trick: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Horsey: 30 days. That’s all I gotta say. Trick: I ain’t gettin’ 30 days. Horsey: Double kill baby that’s a double, that’s a double! Horsey: Hello. Oh my god. The guy that I relied on is the guy with the sh*t ass computer, man. Horsey: He had the freest double kills I’m tilted. *razor* *razor* *razor* *thump* Yeah wassup! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *gasp* YEAH! You suck my D! Horsey: You suck my- Horsey: Hairline. Trick: Come on, man. Trick: Why you gotta bring up the hairline. Trick: Why you gotta do the hairline man. *chopnese* NO WHY THE F*CK AM HITTING A WARD *sniff* *Horsey mumbling* Horsey: Oh this guy this f*cking jax, he’s so bad. I don’t know why tho. Trick: Yeah, and you say is that the boy you’re saying? Trick: I bet I bet Trick: I bet I could take this at what he called full HP. Trick: Watch me Trick: Watch me Horsey: I’m watching Horsey: You sure about that? Horsey: Got that? You got that. Why you walking away? I’m not. DUNK *moans* GET ‘EM! Come on Horsey! Yeah, you talk all that shit. Where are you at pussy? Horsey: Where are you at? Where are you at? Where you at? Where are you at? Horsey: Yeah. Horsey: I thought so. Trick: Yeah. *Horsey mimicking Trick* I could take f*cking Darius full HP I’m telling you Horsey: I’m telling you Look at ’em. Look how f*cking bad they are. Trick: I ain’t f*ckin- Trick: Bye Pantheon. Horsey: Help ’em Horsey: Help ’em! Horsey: Baby, help ’em! Horsey: What are you doing?! Help ’em! Trick: Oh, I’m waiting for you, baby! hAwDeFahK The whole f*ckin’ team’s here! Oh, and now Janna ults. Nice- why’d you go back in Trick: HORSEY HIT THE JAX! Horsey: LIKE I F*CKIN’ UNDERSTAND WHERE’S MY TEA- That motherfucker needs a dim. Oh, why would you do that? Hit R. Hit R! HIT R!! HOW DO YOU NOT HIT R?! NOW YOU HIT R!? *inhale* HIT THE F*CKIN R! *Horsey snickers and giggles* Horsey: And you know what it is?! It’s like he’s looking at his keys! *Trick2G certified gasp laugh* Trick: He’s like what are you doing?! Just hit R! As soon as that bitch shows up- Trick: get the f*ck- Latta bitch! Get the f*ck outta here! Trick: Help me man T_T Horsey: You good. SURPRISE MOTHAF*CKA *chopnese* *chopnese* *chopnese* Dumbass motherf*cker, baby. You can’t walk through the f*ckin’ jungle. You can’t walk through that shit! Take that home bitch f*ck off my screen Horsey: Did you flash that? Trick: That was flash yeah. Horsey: Oh, I see I didn’t even notice. Trick: Homeboy ain’t coming back in lane. I said you’re not coming back in lane. Bye. Horsey: Bye, have a great time~! Trick: It’s the Johndyr.
Horsey: Bye, have a great time~! CUCKOOOOOOOOOO~! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- *slap* That’s a- Dumb bitch. One simply does not jump on me oooooo~! Horsey: In 9 seconds that bitch is dead. 6 5 4 3 2 1 Horsey: What happened? Trick: Where is he goin’? Horsey: You sittin’ in- *giggle* Horsey: That’s your new home baby HEHA! *Horsey laughs* Horsey: Why you in their home baby, why you home invader? Trick: What’s up, baby, you know, that’s a Johndyr. [VOLUME WARNING] Trick: Aw, this bitch f*c- HEF*CKEHEDUPF*CKEDUPWOOOOOO Trick: HIT HER! FINISH! FINISH HER! Horsey: AAAAAAA Horsey: You dumbass bitch get jebaited baby! [EARRAPE WARNING] Holy not looking at your screen [SANICC EARRAPE] Horsey: Aw, damn look how big you got [music starts] Horsey: Is this it? Trick: Right here pussy Trick: That’s all you got?! Trick: Go in! Trick: That’s all you got?! Horsey: Get that! Get that! Horsey: Is that a triple baby? Horsey: Tell me that’s a triple. Trick: It’s not, it’s not. Trick: Just styled on ’em. Trick: Are we gettin’ minions anytime soon? Horsey: You are our minion baby, you are a minion, just tank it, take it baby, tank it. Who the f*ck? Horsey: Imma teach you some next level damage Horsey: Two items by the way and she’s doing that much. Horsey: The Johndyr classic baby. Trick: That ignite is a bitch move man. Trick: Oh, f*ck. Horsey: Master yi! Master yi baby! Horsey: Aw, you dead as f*ck. Horsey: Oh my. Horsey: OH MY! Horsey: You callin’ the Trick2 f*ckin’ G baby! Trick: WASSUP BABY! [VOLUME WARNING] Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *inhale* Trick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Trick: You see that sh*t baby? Trick: Hate this rat. Horsey: Ay man look at their base. Horsey: I’m here baby. I’m here. Horsey: We here baby, we here. Trick: Get thishi- Horsey: We here baby, we here. Trick: Oh no, no he’s gonna knock me back. Horsey: Ah, we good we good. Horsey: What happened? Horsey: L-L-Look at the GP look at the GP Horsey: He’s like- Horsey: “I GOTTA SAVE THE GAME!” [VOLUME WARNING] Trick: OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Trick: LOOK AT ME BABY! Trick: WASSUP?! Trick: THE JOHNDYR DOES NOT- Trick: F*CKIN’ DAHHHH. Trick: GOD Trick: DAMN BABY! Trick: Nice ward score David what the fuck happened? [outro] *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* “My dad went missing around the same time as your hairline onion cake if you see either less than three.” Oh man, sorry to hear about that.