A: Welcome
To “P.T.”
I know. I know what you’re thinking.
This is the most pleasant game you’ve ever played.
“Pleasant Theatre”.
D: It’s- P.T. stands for “Pug Tickling”.
A: It stands for-
Uhhh-
Puhhhh-
P-Per-Perineum.
D: Ok, pfft- uh, well-
A: “Perineum Training.”
*Dan laughs*
D: Perineum?!
*Arin laughs*
D: What kind of crunches do I have to do- to really get my taint in shape?
A: Uhhh-
Poopy Taint!
D: Oh. Well, thank you.
A: Yeah, yeah…
D: We are…. children.
A: So, uh- the game is loading because it’s loading a whole lot of-
Um-
A: Pleasant times for all of us.
D: Yeah, this is gonna be-
A: That’s what P.T. stands for!
D: Is it-
Just tell me now, is it creepy scary or is it jumpy scary?
A: It’s alllllll.
D: Is it all of them?
A: Hideo Kojima said that he wanted to- this is made by Hideo Kojima.
D: O-okay.
A: He wanted to make a game that would make you “shit your pants!”
D: *laughs* Oh my God-
A: And he was like, “Oh no, we’ll alienate a lot of viewers,” and then he was like-
“AAAAHHH, FUCK ’em.”
D: *laughs* Ohhh, nooo, I hate shit like this!
A: Alright
D: What, what um-
Uhhhh-
What else has he done?
A: Metal Gear Solid.
D: Ohhh, ok.
A: You big doof!
D: That seems weird- that’s not a scary game though.
A: You big rumpus room.
A: No, it’s not.
D: There is- there was no… there was no pants shitting excitement in there.
A: Let’s do it!
D: [dejectedly] Oh, God…
A: It’s 778- this is a farce. The whole world knows that this game is a Silent Hill game.
D: Oh, ok.
A: But it’s called P.T. I just ruined it for you, but-
D: Ok!
A:You already know it’s a spooky scary game!
D: “Pilent Till?”
A: Ehh-
D: Ooo.
A: So here you are on the floor
A: And there’s a bug.
D: I’m a cockroach. It’s the metamorphosis
A: *spanish accent* I am a, how you say… a cockaroach
D: *spanish accent* La Cucaracha!
A: Ah!
A: A Mamma, Mia. Papa, Pia-
A: That’s my favori-
D: A sister make the diarreah
*both laugh*
D: Wow, haven’t had a chance to bust that one out in a long time.
A: Wow, I hav- I haven’t even heard it.
A: Oh, it’s all dark in here.
D: Yeah.
A: What’s in here, nothing.
D: Okay…
A: Let’s just go ahead and…
…move forward.
D: *worried mmmm*
D: Don’t like this.
A: Ah it’s, no, it’s a nice- nice house.
Nice hallway. Nice room.
D: Okay.
A: Uhh, it’s… one minute before midnight!
D: Okay!
A: Nice.
D: Happy New Year?
A: Pictures on the wall.
D: Oh.
A: “My voice, can you hear it? This sign, can you read it? I’ll wait forever…” *trails off unintelligibly*
D: Okay?
A: Um… yeah, I don’t know there’s-
D: Nothing too scary so far *nervous laugh*
A: There’s stuff going on, there’s pictures on the wall-
D: Is that John F. Kennedy?
A: What?
D: On the, on the left.
A: Oh. Oh, no, that’s just some guy.
D: Oh, okay.
A: Woah, there’s some news going on right now.
D: Ohhh… “The father shot him, too.”
“The six year old daughter had the-” oh, okay.
*nervous laugh* Oookay.
A: Oh, just telling her it was a game.
D: …oh dear.
D: That’s not good.
A: What?
D: Is he talking about shit that happened in this house?
A: …maybe?
D: Ohhh no.
A: What’s going on down here?
Oh, the radios on over here.
D: EhhHHHhhh…
D: Oh no.
A: Okay.
D: Oh.
D: *sarcastic* Ohhh, good!
A: Hey, look! They’re so happy together.
D: Ohh, that’s nice.
D: What’s that sound?
A: Murders… oh, it’s th- the hanging light up here.
D: Ohh, okay.
A: Just creaking I guess.
D: Oh god, I…
Ugh, I have such a horrible sense of unease right now.
A: Alright. Well, I’m just gonna go, go ahead and leave.
D: Okay.
A: And- whoa.
D: …what the fuck? *laughs*
Oh god, another one of these situations.
A: Huh.
A: This is weird.
D: *laughs* You’re enjoying this way too much.
A: Man, this is creepy!
A: What’s going on here?
D: Okay.
A: Oh, I don’t know what’s happening.
D: Okay.
D: Everything’s fine. Those look delicious.
A: Were those cobwebs there before? D: I think they were.
A: I don’t remember. D: This looks pretty similar to the way it was.
A: Oh, well. The radio’s not on anymore though. D: That’s true.
A: The doors closed. D: Okay.
D: Okay…
D: Something just fell, that’s fine. A: It’s a locked door.
A: Oh, there’s a little roach- the little roach I saw! D: Aww. It’s my roach friend! Hey roach friend! D: Hello Roachy friend! A: Heyyy!
D: Who’s my buddy?
A: Guess we’ll see you later.
D: Who’s my little guy?
A: Just bunch of stuff over here, this- this..
A: Nothing spooky scary about this.
D: Ahh- *nervous noises*
A: There’s nothing spooky scary about this at all… Nothing spooky scary…
D: …Sorta spooky scar-..
A: What the fuck?
D: What-oh fuck. Oh shit- um…[smacks lips]
A: I’m gonna-
D: Maybe take a step away?
D: *increasingly nervous noises*
A: I’m gonna go ahead and just..
D: Okay..
A: ..Maybe
D: Euhhh..
A: Not have anything to do with that door..
D: *nervous laughter* Okaaay..
A: [muttering] The door doesn’t open.
D: Alright..
D: That’s fine.
A: Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on man.
D: That’s fine. This is fine. Everything’s fine.
A: *mumbling nonsense*
D: Was this game–? When did this come out?
A: Uh, yesterday.
D: Really?
A: Yeah.
D: I haven’t heard anything about this.
A: Well, I guess I’m gonna try to leave, but.. no, I can’t leave. D: Okay. A: Can’t go out this door, it’s locked.
A: So what am I supposed to do? I don’t know what the fuck I’m.. D: Uhh, I don’t know, I don’t know..
D: Huhh.. A: There’s a creepy scary spooky door over here..D: [whining nervously]
A: What about uh, what about the door I came in from? D: Okay..
A: It’s still- still one minute to midnight. D: [laughing nervously] Ohh God dammit! [smack]
D: *sharp inhale*
A: I don’t know what’s going on. D: *high pitched* Oh no. A: No, I can’t..
A: Can’t leave through that door.
D: What the fuck is going on?
A: Well, I guess I’m-
A: -guess I’m fucked, I’m just stuck in this room. Wha- D: Wait- oh. A: The door’s open. D: Oh good.
A: Alright.
D: *starts to lose sanity*
A: Guess I’ll go through the door.
D: I’m like getting into a ball.
A: *laughs*
A: Alright, well- Oh. D: *yells* What the fuck is happening right now? A: I dunno, man.
D: Ughhh.
D: I hate shit like this. Ross and I just played a game like this.
A: Oh yeah, what was it?
D: Uh, “Only If”.
A: Oh. D: Yeah, where it’s just like one like ‘what the fuck’ after another.
D: This is better. You know, already.
A: Oh, the door’s opened.
D: You can tell.
[hard banging on door being passed] D: AHAHAHAHAHA- A: AH oh geez
D:Okay! [clap] Okay! [clap] Alrighty! [clap]
D: Maybe it was the roach.
D: Hey. A: Is everything okay in there?
D: Yeah, everyone having a good time?
A: Uh oh. D: Oh- what’s that?
D: What’s going on?
A: I dunno…
D: *nervous laughter*
A: I’ll go ahead and, uh, maybe turn up the volume…
D: NO DON’T TURN IT UP! A: Yeah yeah, you know, just a- just a little bit…
D: God dammit Arin, I hate that you know what’s gonna happen.
A: ..just to get us uh… just to get us in the mood.
D: You can make this like easily the most traumatic fucking thing for me.
D: Oh that’s great; I was hoping.
A: Go ahead and uh.. Oh, still a minute to midnight.
D: What if it’s just a really long house?
*laughter*
D: That’s actually built like this. A: Oh I dunno..
A: Well, nothing’s changed. D: Awhh..
A: Nothing’s dif- D: Oh, that’s good. That’s what I wanted. That’s what I was hoping for.
A: I dunn- what the fuck?
D: [laughing in disbelief] Oh come on!
D: God dammit!
*Danny inhales*
D: Oh, so many roaches!
D: This is bad. This is a bad thing.
A: There’s something..
[Small cry from a baby] D: Ohh.
A: What’s going on? D: That’s good. That’s good. Everything is good!
A: Hold on, what’s.. let me check that out.
D: [scared, slightly muffled] Ohh..
D: [through laughter] Ahh.. Ahhh, (louder) AhHHh!
A: I can’t see.
D: [exasperated laughter] Stop! You’re such a dick!
A: I don’t know what’s going on man. D: [nervous whimper as the baby cries again]
A: Can’t- I can’t, I can barely see.
D: Come on Arin!
A: Well I can’t open it!
A: I can’t open the door!
D: Oh you can’t? You can’t? Okay.
A: All I can do is look.
A: And see if there’s anything in there.
D: That’s great. That’s awesome, fun. A: But I can’t really…
A: …Can’t really see
D: Everything is a good time right now.
A: Oh, I can kinda…There’s like some light
A: Is there like a dying baby in there?
D: No! He’s fine. He’s probably fine!
A: No, I want to get in but…
D: [nervous laugh]
D: You have to go away. Don’t you? A: Can’t really… D: And then come back and then something terrible… A: Can’t really see what’s in there…
D: [groan??]
A: Don’t know man. I don’t know
D: Arin this is this is fucking torture for me.
A: Oh, I don’t know man
A: I don’t know what’s happening, dude. D: This is like getting kicked in the nuts…a thousand times.
A: I can’t go out through these doors, man. D: Ugh
A: There’s nothing I can do
D: I hate the idea of what’s gonna be around the corner when you turn it again…
D: I hate the idea of what’s gonna be around the corner when you turn it again..
A: I can’t….what? D: What? Okay..
A: No, there’s nothing.
A: What is uh.. What’s going on in there?
D: It’s just a baby…being happy
A: Can I just look like real quick?
D: God damn it. A: I can’t…I can’t get out, dude.
A: There’s no way out. D: Ughhhh
A: Fuck
D: What the- Who fucking thought of this game?!
A: Anything different over here? Nothing, nothing’s going on?
D: Oh my God
[much louder baby cry] D: OH
D: GOD, give that kid a bottle. Please just, ugh.
D: Arin, stop fucking with me A: I can’t
A: I don’t know man D: Ughhhh
A: There’s lots of bugs and everything… D: Ughh!
A&D, frightened: AHHHhhahaHA!
D: What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!
A: *nervous laughing* I don’t know. D, yelling: What the fuck was it?!
A: I was just trying to see the baby!
D: [nervous/worried laughter]
D: Oooh come on dude!
A: Next door!
D: NoOOO! [slapping noises]
D: Oh, this is the wor[laughter]st!
A: All right!
A: Oh, it’s still a minute to midnight.
D: Augh!
[groaning laughter from the game]
A: Uh oh
D: What was that my brain didn’t even register what it was.
A: I-I don’t know.
D: I just saw like some white thing
A: Is it-
[Complete silence as both contemplate this new development.]
D: Okay. A: Ha-oh. D: Okay! A: I guess I’ll see you later… D: Maybe it’s FRIENDLY!
A:[nervous laughter] I’ll just see you later! Okay, alright!
A: Goodbye. I-I can’t go this way dude
D: O-o-oh come on dude, why are we doing this?!
Dan and Arin: [whimpering nervously]
[pained, scary groaning from the game]
D:AHHH
A: There’s no-AHHHH ALRIGHT BYE
A: *distressed* I’ll see you later
D: AUGH
A: Okay, Nex- AU-
D, upset: [slapping something, probably Arin] This is the worst!
D: This is the-he WORST!
D: Come on, dude. A: Ok ok ok
A: Everything’s fine. D: It’s not fine! A: Oh. D: Oh, that’s WIDE open. Yes, waltz right in!
D: Have a good TIME! A: It’s a flashlight. D: Oh, okay…
A: I can see now. D: Oh good! Good! Good! Good!
D: *nervous laughing*
(Bathroom door slams loudly)
D: OH! A: Oh, great.
D: Marvelous!
A: There’s nothing- D: Marvelous.. A: Nothing really weird about this bathroom… D: Nothing weird!
A: There’s nothing- D: That’s gonna require some Drain-O.
D: OOOH, grooooss!
D: [In complete terror] WHAT IS THAT?!
D: [disgusted] Oh, That is some Eraserhead shit
[fetus crying]
D: That is disgusting. THIS is disgusting!
[more baby crying]
A: Well, there’s a mirror with me in it.
A: Hey, you want to chill the fuck out baby. D: No, oh, God
[door rattles]
A: Whoa! Hey!
D: What are we DOING PLAYING this, Arin?
D: We were playing Mario 3D and having a delightful time! A: I don’t want to be in here anymore, dude!
A: Everything is fine! D: No.. A: Every- (sound of the door opening) OH GOD!
A: Everything’s fine! D: Dude.
A: Don’t worry. D: Ah! Ah!! That was just a weird shape shadow okay. It’s fine. It’s fine. A: Everything’s okay
D: What the fuck was that thing standing there A: What the? Oh- I don’t know D: You don’t know A: Everything’s fine though. D: It’s not fine
A: We’re all fine, everybody’s fine! D: This is the absolute-
D: -fucking antithesis of fine!
A: Everything is fine Daniel! D: Okay… Okay.
A: And we’re going and we’re getting through this together. D: OH COME ON that baby was gross by the way
A: Oh, he’s my babe, D: It’s was like super gross. Oh hey it’s 11:59. A: Oh alright.
A: Oh D: Oh
D: OH good you fucking put it on-
D: -Italian A: What, no, that’s not in Italian. D: No? Well it wasn’t English. A: Oh, well. It’s just the words.
D: Oh. A: I just put together a picture yeah, D: Oh oh oh oh…
A: There is this one over here, too…
D: whoa, whoa, whoa!
D: Is it flashing scary shit at us? A: Oh sure D: That like my brain isn’t registering
D: Cus I’m very uncomfortable. A: Why wouldn’t it? D: Awh.
A: Oh, the radios on again
D: I’m going to puss out of this Arin A: Uhm I gotta
A: We gotta- you gotta you gotta stick by it dude the fucking- D: Dude. I-I, Ugh- I’m twisted up into a pretzel.
A: The- The radio’s on. D: Oh Awh
D: Oh Fuck, the sequence of numbers
D: Huh A: What D: No- OH
D: No A: No D: No- I prefer not to, Captain Radio A: No D: Oh
D: Oh okay, A: Oh, okay D: Oh… Okay A: Gouge it out! D: Oh, Hohoho- No!
A: Alright. (The woman’s eye is gouged out in the picture) Oh, god!
D: Oh, God! Stop with this!
A: Doors open oh no see you later, Mr.. Radio!
D (Whining): No more! No more!
[2048] [63] I got it. A: (notices the writing above the door) Oh cool
A: Forgive me Lisa. There’s a monster inside of me. D: Oh thank you. Thank you for the subtitles, okay? No, all right-
D: You know what- A: Yeah? D: -think I’m good on this game, A: No – D: think I got it. Just think I got the whole idea! A: There’s plenty more..
D: I’m not make I’m not gonna make it through, Dude. A: Hold On.
A: There’s there’s a baby. We gotta save it. D: That baby, is not a baby!!
A: No, there’s another baby. D: That is a jelly bean with face. A: No, no.. hey, come on- (Both Dan and Arin scream in terror)
D: No! No more, please!
D: No more, Arin!!
A: (laughing) All right. Oh, what is that? A&D: “I can hear them calling from from”…?
D: From uh.. Margaritaville! A&D, singing: wasting away again in Margaritaville!
D: (singing in sheer terror) searching for my lost shaker of salt!!
A: It’s gone. D: No, I didn’t like the sound of that breathing. A: What? what’s wrong with the breathing D: breathing sucks. A: Ehh, not that bad.
A: I’m just gonna go ahead and keep going! D: Ohhh!
D: God…damn it! A: Having a great time with you Dan, my friend, and ….
D: Words are failing here. What is that squishing?
D: Do I hear squishing? Oh, that’s that’s probably not good. That’s probably not good. A: I don’t know, it could be all right
D: Oh, this is very shining-esque. (Notices the refrigerator dripping with blood) Oh….
D: What’s in the box? What’s in the box?
A: Sounds like there’s a baby in the box. D: That’s a lot of blood for a baby. A: Yeah, I don’t uh
A: Not sure I want to go on
D: Oh good
A: Oh my god. D: *nervous laughter* oKay
D: Okay, I think I got one more scare in me
D: Before I walk out of the room. A: You sure? D: oH yeah! Oh yeah, A: All right.
A: I’m just gonna go ahead and walk under that (his speech turns into mumbles mixed with Dan’s nervous laughter) D: Oh god
D: (speechless) Dude – wh –
D: Those fucking lets players that play this shit for a living? Like they’re – they’re gonna live to 45 years old
A: Maybe. D: This is taking yEars off my life.
(screams from a child are heard) D: Um…um A: (notices the message) Hello. D: hi!!
A: Hmm D: ohoho fuck
A: Hello? D: Oh, he lo, D&A: okay?
D: h Lo, A: h lo D: Listen fuckin- A: wait wait D&A: Lo! D: Lo!
D: O!!
A: Huh, D: this is not cool. This is a bad time. A: (notices quick movement) Whoa. D: What the fuck was that? Oh, oh, okay?
A: Why is the bathroom door open? D: oh no no no more of the–oh, God, It’s still there. A: Yeah, he’s my babe. D: He’s fine.
D: He’s probably fine. A: I think he’s kind of cute. D: He is kind of cute in a way. A: I’ll be completely honest with you. D: Um…
A: Oh, there’s like a little peep hole! D: Oh, no!
A: see if there’s anybody in there D: *nervous whining*
A: okay… (weird ghostly moan? noise) D: aH! Oh oh
D: Oh! A: Uh oh,
A: I need to get the fuck out of here. D: Really? A: Yeah, D: Why?
*baby scream*
A: Well that can’t be good, right? D: Ah! whoa, that’s really swinging around now. A: Yeah, D: That is really moving.
D: That is really going… A: oh, God.
*door sound* D: aH! ohohohokay! A: wHoa…
A: Wait, did the door just close? D: idontknow A: No, okay, I’m good. D: Arin, I’m done. I’m fucking done on this shit. I’m done, I’m done.
A: No I’m good, D: oH, it’s so dark now! No, no more please. A: It’s okay. I have a flashlight!
D: (panicked) It’s not ok – WE’RE NOT OKAY! A: (notices the clock) Whoa, whoa, whoa. It’s midnight!
D: Oh, good, that’s relaxing.
A: Okay, everything’s fine. (D: Oh.) No more hello. (D: Okay.)
A: Oh, there’s a German guy speaking German.
Oh, German is the most relaxing language! [nervously laughing]
A: Oh wait, it says– It’s the same – (D: Oh, oh.”From hell”). [creepy music plays]
Is that the radio?
(Dan chuckles)
A: I like this tune. D: Yeah! I believe it’s, uhh, One Direction, actually! [demon voices]
[demon voices continuing]
[Arin and Danny laughing]
Okay…
(Dan singing:) Baby, baby, baby, oh! (mocks demon voice)
(mocking demon voice:) Bieber is your lord…
A: Okay, well… Guess I’ll just, uhh… (D: I want is like to have shit, uh…)
spoken back…uh, spoken backwards that it like… (in demon voice) I would like a cheese sandwich.
We did that on the Halloween episodes. Oh, whoa, whoa!
(A & Dan together) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! A: Chill the fuck out. D: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you doing this? I am super fast, now! D: Okay! Why are you doing this?
A: I’m, umm, going super fast! D: Where are we going? A: I don’t know! D: Okay! A: Wait, hold on.
D: (hesistantly) Ohh, no.
We’re on the other side of peep hole, now. (A: Oh shit.) That’s good. “Now’s the time for action?”
[Danny nervously mumbling]
[sounds of knife slashing]
D: Oh, okay!
[girl screams]
D: No, don’t do it. Don’t do the thing!
(A: I think he might do it.) No! (A: I think he just did it.) I think he already done did it.
Okay…
You know what Arin? (A:…Yeah?)
Think I’m done! Think we’re calling this. “No turning ba–” Yes there is! (Arin cackling) I– shut up, game! You don’t fuckin’ know me!
D: You don’t know my life, bitch!
D: Ohh, were those fucking crazy eyeballs?
D: Oh, hey, baby!
Oh, it’s the BABY talking!
(A: Okay) Okay,…Arin? (A: Yeah?) Next time on fucking Game Grumps. I am done, I am done!
I do not like this. I’m having a terrible time. (A: …But there’s so much more! )…No more!
Oh, God, the eyeballs again. [Dan distressed noise]
(A: These ones are kind of sad though.) They are sad.
Dude, “Metal Gear Solid” guy, you got fuckin’ problems.
A: (chuckles) This is also Guillermo Del Toro. D: Oh, is it really? A: Yeah. D: That makes sense. He also has problems, but we knew that already.
D: And he’s a really nice guy in person right? A: Yeah, he was super nice
D: Yeah…what the FUCK is going on in his head though?
A: What the fuck is going on over here? D: It is very cinematic though, you can you can feel
D: You can feel a sense of dread that you don’t generally get from games. A: I’m going to this – hasn’t happened this way before.
D: Really?
A: Whoa. Why is it all bright in here? (D: It’s nice. It’s nice now.) It’s still after midnight though
D: Yeah, that’s when we can let it all hang out. (A: Wait, hold on -) [singing] gonna let it all hang out
A: Am I missing something?
D: (startled) Okay, okay
nope
A: Okay. Oh, it’s really dark in there. (D: Yeah, no need to go in there.) Why not?
D: What did I just fucking say? (A: The baby’s gone.) Oh no! (A: What the fu – )
A: What the hell? (Motion sickness Dan noises) What the hell is going on. (D: Did this really not happen to you last time?) No. (D: [surprised] Really?
A: What the fuck? (D: Well, they’re still calling to him from hell.)
A: The door is closed. (D: [softly] okay.)
(Dan exhales heavily for a moment, incredibly stressed that nothing’s happening.) Okay.
A: What is happening? D: I don’t know Arin. What is happening is that –
These gentlemen have succeeded. (A: [startles by the distortion] Oh, God.) in their desire to make a pants-shittingly scary game. (A: [at the sudden choppiness on screen] What?)
(A dark voice) 204863
D: Yeah, I know
A: All right. (D: [a la a waiter] Now serving to –
(A & D laughing) D: It’s like a Deli counter in Hell.
(Arin fumbling in his speech) I – I don’t – I don’t know what’s going on…
D: Yeah, I don’t either.
D: Think I’m done
A: I need to get the fuck out of here. I need to calm the fuck down. (Game switches to white screen) Whoa. D: Oh!
D: Okay.
(Dan reading) “Development halted due to inexplicable bug….”
D: (surprised, slowly saying) What? A: I don’t know.
A: wait –
A: No, that’s not true. (D: Are they….?)
A: Are they Jimmy Jammin’ us – (D: Whoa, dude! Is this some fucking – like – no?
A: No, no, no. (D: [chuckling] Oh yeah, dude. I think they’re fucking with us) There’s moreee
D: I’m done. There’s not more for me. (A: There’s gotta be more.) There’s not more for me.(A: [high-pitched] No, no. It’s only just begun.
D: [wheezing in laughter mixed with dejection] “It’s only just begun.” (A: [singing] We’ve only just begun.) Oh yeah, ‘cuz the Roach isn’t here this time.It is different (A: and….)
A: I believe
(D: Yes?) I do have the flashlight. (Dan, noticing the bag on the table: O – oh.)
A: There’s our friend the bag. (D: Barf in the bag. What’s in the bag?
A: Nothin. (D: Look how many days someone has been there for.) Well, yeah. That’s quite a lot. (D: Okay.)
D: WELL
This has been a gas
But I am going (Notices how dark it is) OH OKAY. All right –
It’s green I’m going]. (A: But there’s a green light now.) I’m going (A: But Dan, there’s a green light.) I’m going. (A: Dan….)
I’m Gonna you go you gotta you gotta stick her others a green light now. I don’t [wanna]
Abedin oh hang on have fun, but then
Hey I’m Grump, silence, cause not so grump has left the building.
What does that say what is it? Oh ok all right? See you later. Goodbye?
Dan don’t leave me here alone
with this game
Dan do not leave me here alone with this game. I’m scared no Dan having you here with me made me strong
I’m no longer strong Daniel
Dan, oh thank god you’re back
Dan your, your, your togetherness with me made me strong. I don’t want you. I know isn’t this super scary. Are you sure?
Adjust the brightest look what?
Are you doing this? Yeah, okay?
what the
Okay, oh, God
uhh
Don’t know oh, it’s static. I don’t like the static. I know I don’t like it either. I don’t like anything that’s happening right now
Just good. You feel better standing back here in the back of the room do [you] yeah if that’s what makes you feel safe
It’s less scary
If that’s what makes you feel safe, okay, I will definitely
Allow you that luxury
Hell is that?
You son of a bitch. Oh, sorry. I just grabbed Arin’s shoulders and screamed . You’re a spooky scary scaring
The fuck is going on man
Oh, hey, baby. You’re a friendly little guy
What is it? I don’t know I don’t know. What is happening on
Baby Back Bloody Mary Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary
What does [that] mean what you never done Bloody Mary before now?
really know
What is it you stand in front of a mirror and you say bloody mary three times and bloody mary comes out like that was
biggie smalls
big Snook no, that’s based on the Bloody Mary Lou uh
biggie smalls
biggie smalls Biggie smalls Biggie smalls Ellen Degeneres
Bieber, bieber, bieber. I’ll fuck oh
the pictures almost done
1159 we’re missing one piece. Oh yeah sure
That’s cool
Nice of them
Well, I got such a bad time this game such a bad time is it about time. I don’t know I
Don’t know. I think you’re overreacting really I hear them calling to me from hell. It feels like um
Things have gotten less scary the last couple of times we’ve been through the house. Oh yeah
Yeah, like it was building to scarier and scarier and scarier
And now it’s just kind of like leveled off. Yeah. Yeah, I see what you’re saying
Which of course is just lulling us into a fault well that baby is still there. That’s not good. Well the baby’s cute
Yes, name a little coochie coo. Here’s your guide
Use my special little guy to keep the key oh, and you just do cute washed. Wait. That’s probably not good
But you know what oh, it’s midnight. Yeah, it’s midnight
What happens in midnight? Yeah? Look at that? Uh-uh there’s a creepy baby
Creepy spooky baby. No this was coming out before it. Did or did it just in your head of nowhere
So everyone playing this is going through the same thing right now. Oh sure uh
What’s the spooky music? What is that?
What is it every morning?
What’s the moni mom knows that is that?
What is going on?
Something’s happening. I know I’m super scared. I don’t like that. There’s a balcony there
um
Okay, I don’t know what’s going on, bro. I don’t either
nothing over here giant
Yeah
You all right them dude silent Matt
I rather fucking silent hill shattered memories was like a joyous
Like skip through a sunny park compared to this all right well
Let’s see if going out this door will uh will
Help us help us figure this situation out, okay?
Anything different no
nothing different
Doesn’t seem like there’s much different, bro
Is it possible that we’ve taken this as far? As it can go dude what I mean?
There’s a way to finish it. There’s a way to beat it really yeah
How long does it take um?
And how do you know that because I am did you beat it? I am skilled in the art of scary game ah
Don’t you know me ah?
You know me. Yeah, what is it?
UhC you know me
Pht is that song how’s it go? Yeah? Yeah, that’s the one. Thank you
You really helped me figure that one out shit. Oh, it’s all green now. Yeah. Yo 420 blaze it
Stick yo swag
Where [ma] where my mary Jane at girls? [oh] [God] if I was high playing this right? Now? I’d be losing my fucking mind
It’s gonna be something to do is mirror
You can’t catch a glimpse of your chin
On my chin yeah, I do have a sassy chin yeah. Yeah, wrong, jawline good job. Thank you
I’m wearing [like] a nice little a hoodie jacket. Oh. Yeah, should we look it up baby’s still there. You’re fine. Shut up, baby
You’re fine
Everything’s fine. Everything’s good. Oh
Well good. Can’t go out the front door looks like I’m just trapped in affinity forever dude [ah]
It’s like I’m just forever cursed to walk around in green light
well
How’d you like the game down? I loved it? Yeah, it was a blast to make you feel comfortable. Yeah, no, I feel great
It’s been a real joy. Oh
Wow, look at the time
well
Time for me to hit the old
Dusty trial [okay]. I think I think we’re done right you gotta be done. Do you think so?
I want to be done. Is that what you think desperately desperately want to be done, right?
I know. I know what you’re thinking.
This is the most pleasant game you’ve ever played.
A: It stands for…
Puhhhh-
D: Alright. Bad example.
A: Alright, alright, alright. There is another room. Let me take you to it.
D: Are you serious? You knew about this the whole time? A: Yeah, there is another room we can go to.
D: AH!!! OKAY! OKAY!! OKAY! ALRIGHT WE’RE DONE. WE’RE DONE! GAME’S OVER! ALRIGHT, NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!
D: GOOD TIME. Okay… Okay… Wait, wait, wait. Yes! I s*** myself.
*Arin laughs*
D: Oh. Well, thank you.
A: Yeah, yeah…
A: That’s what P.T. stands for!
D: Is it-

P.T. – Game Grumps
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