We got each other and that’s a lot.
For love, we’ll give it a shot.
Whoa, we’re half-way there.
Whoa, livin’ on a prayer.
Take my hand,
We’ll make it. I swear.
Whoa, livin’ on a prayer
Ah
Tim!
Tim!
Anybody wanna play house?
H
House
Ryan Higa
Tarynn Nago
Sean Fujiyoshi
Gerald “The Cane”
Cheap “The Medical Kit”
Tim Enos “The Patient”
All right, we need to get him to a hospital.
No, we’re playing house and we’re gonna diagnose him okay?
But he’s actually really sick.
And that’s why we’re gonna help him.
You’re not a doctor, you can’t diagnose him!
Sean, hurry up! He’s sick you know?
*coughs*
Sean!
Sean, are you okay?
He’s
so
fat!
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Go!
Yay! Pepto Bismo, yeah!
He didn’t have any of these symptoms.
Well then what did he have?
Well,
He had the seizures.
That’s boring. Sean! What did he have before the seizures?
Hmm…
Uh!
No.
Hm.
Hm!
Hm!
Hm!
Hm! Hm! Hm!
Yes?
He was singing!
Okay, and how was he singing?
Badly!
*sighs*
Okay, we have our next symptom!
Tone
deaf
What else?
Well, abnormalities of his nervous system or an imbalance of his metabolic system could cause a seizure.
Which means…?
When he has an imbalance, he starts to shake uncontrollably.
Go on.
*sighs*
Which means, when he gets sick, he starts to do this.
Go on.
Never mind
He’s ugly!
Okay. Although I may agree with you, that’s probably something you don’t want to say out loud.
No! Ugly as in Uranium Gysotonic Linostic Yeast infection
Come on. If he had UGLY he would also have du-
He is a dumbass
What the hell are you guys talking about?
He has UGLY DUMBASS
He has Uranium Gysotonic Lynostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
Tim! We think you have Uranium Gysoto-
Tim!
We think you have Ura-
Sean!
Ha..!
Oh!
Good. You’re up.
We think you have Uranium Gysotonic Lynostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
So, I’m…
That’s right. You’re an ugly tone deaf dumb ass. Just like Helga.
Who’s Helga?
Helga.
Helga Fawntanilla. The other girl we make videos with.
Who the hell is that?
How does Tim not know Helga after all these years?
Well… What does that mean?
It means, he doesn’t have UGLY DUMBASS.
Well he does, but, you know, it’s not the problem.
It’s that they’re the same person.
Sean!
Say that one more time.
That one more time.
No.
Say that again.
That again.
No
Say what you said before.
That one more time.
Never mind. Okay. It’s like, they’re the same person because they are.
He has Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana syndrome
What?
The symptoms fit. They both wear wigs when they perform.
They’re both tone deaf.
We’re livin’ on a prayer!
And, they both kind of even look alike.
Well, you’re missing one little detail.
What?
He has seizures.
Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
BEEP…
Is he dead?
BEEP…
Well, who wants to go play Rock Band?
I do!
I call drums!
Wait, I’m still alive.
No, you’re not
Take one, going.
*laughs*
You’re not a doctor, you can’t diagnose him!
Sean! Hurry up!
He’s sick yo- *laughs*
You’re not a diagno- *laughs*
You’re not a diagno- *laughs*
What?
You’re not a doctor.
just like a
Good. You’re up. We think you have Uranium st- *laughs*
Good. You’re up. We think you have Uranium-
damn it!
Oh!
*laughs*
Good. You’re up. We think you have Uranium Gysotonic Linostic Yeast infection
Disto Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome
UGLY DUMBASS for short.
Oh yeah! And you’re tone deaf.
AH HA!

House
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100 thoughts on “House

  • December 11, 2016 at 8:33 am
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    before she went rougue

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  • December 16, 2016 at 3:51 am
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    dude do old lol

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  • December 18, 2016 at 11:33 pm
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    He's… So……FAT!

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  • December 20, 2016 at 10:45 pm
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    Is taht his parents?

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  • December 25, 2016 at 10:51 am
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    What's the song at the opening?

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  • December 29, 2016 at 7:10 am
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    Ya ya ya

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  • January 3, 2017 at 8:24 pm
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    "hes…so…..fat.."
    "yay Pepto Pismo yeah"
    these are both of my fav parts

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  • January 4, 2017 at 9:09 pm
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    Who's watching in 2017??

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  • January 5, 2017 at 11:58 pm
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    Who's watching in 2017

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  • January 11, 2017 at 11:06 pm
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    shhhhhh

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  • January 14, 2017 at 4:06 pm
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    Watching this in 2k17 😂😂😂

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  • January 15, 2017 at 3:10 am
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    What happened to Tim? He's not in videos anymore.

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  • January 15, 2017 at 5:42 am
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    Who is watching in 2017!!!

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  • January 20, 2017 at 8:04 pm
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    This had me on the floor! 😂😂

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  • January 27, 2017 at 5:34 pm
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    who's watching in 2018 😂😂😂😂😂😛

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  • January 28, 2017 at 2:58 pm
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    Helga? Helga Koshy? Liza Koshy?

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  • February 6, 2017 at 5:51 pm
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    I remember watching this with my friend when I was 6, crazy. I suggested we'd watch it since my parents watched it and thenWe clicked off the video when it started swearing faster than Usain Bolt because her parents were in the room. Now I'm an avid fan of the show. Memories😪

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  • February 9, 2017 at 2:55 pm
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    Baby face higa

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  • February 11, 2017 at 1:45 pm
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    WAIT NO, I TAKE THAT BACK, YOU CAN'T GO! HOUSE IS ON TONIGHT AND THAT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW!

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  • February 13, 2017 at 10:09 pm
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    4:49 scared the shit out of me when this first came out (I was like 9)

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  • February 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm
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    who's watching this in 2017 !?

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  • February 28, 2017 at 12:12 am
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    im watching this in 2017

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  • March 9, 2017 at 2:37 am
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    Bruh I'm still dying in 2017 😂😂

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  • March 19, 2017 at 10:40 am
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    19/3/2017

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  • March 24, 2017 at 4:10 am
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    lmfao I haven't seen this before lol

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  • March 26, 2017 at 6:48 am
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    Aww Tarynn is so cute :3

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  • April 4, 2017 at 4:14 pm
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    Tim looks like nickel back with that wig

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  • April 7, 2017 at 1:58 pm
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    what the heck did I just watch this 2017?

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  • April 10, 2017 at 12:58 pm
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    I love HOUSE so damn much

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  • April 10, 2017 at 11:14 pm
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    I miss Tim.😥

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  • April 17, 2017 at 9:21 pm
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    dude whatever you say Tarynn was pretty pretty.

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  • May 6, 2017 at 4:40 pm
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    What was that-—————-?

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  • May 14, 2017 at 4:24 am
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    Awww they're sooo cuteee

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  • May 29, 2017 at 5:16 pm
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    A teacher at my school had a seizure

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  • June 7, 2017 at 9:08 am
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    Sean is the only member that is still present nowadays

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  • June 12, 2017 at 6:03 am
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    Ryan higa, you have an amazing group and I love this video!

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  • June 29, 2017 at 12:36 am
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    Hey this was posted on my birthday!

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  • July 1, 2017 at 4:53 am
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    This is my favorite show

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  • July 21, 2017 at 6:35 pm
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    ok please tell me im not the only one who had tat same kiddie doctor set they used in this video…cause i missed mine"D

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  • August 4, 2017 at 2:45 am
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    I love Sean! he's so great!

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  • September 8, 2017 at 12:30 pm
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    Omg I have the exact same medical kit.

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  • September 12, 2017 at 6:20 am
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    You guys got some scream spinach

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  • September 27, 2017 at 3:34 pm
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    2018 😊

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  • November 17, 2017 at 7:25 am
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    Oh my God this is so old

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  • December 13, 2017 at 2:19 am
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    Back when Ryan was actually funny

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  • December 18, 2017 at 3:39 am
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    Watching in 2017 and omg so much has changed

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  • January 2, 2018 at 5:00 am
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    He..so..fat.

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  • January 3, 2018 at 9:28 am
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    that didn't look like a seizure
    you don't jerk around like that

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  • January 9, 2018 at 3:14 am
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    she is soo cute <3 :3

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  • January 24, 2018 at 1:48 pm
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    This is house md

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  • February 7, 2018 at 12:57 pm
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    Was QPARK in this

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  • February 11, 2018 at 7:48 pm
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    Anyone else watching in 2018?? ✊🏼

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  • February 19, 2018 at 7:31 am
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    Oh my gosh, he should do vids like this xD but wow been so old =~=

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  • March 10, 2018 at 4:46 pm
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    So old

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  • March 10, 2018 at 4:46 pm
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    Who is Tim btw is he still in the crew

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  • March 13, 2018 at 3:42 pm
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    oh man i miss this

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  • March 20, 2018 at 3:09 pm
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    “That again” “that again”…
    this joke is still used today and is still funny!

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  • March 21, 2018 at 4:08 am
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    This old!

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  • March 29, 2018 at 10:09 pm
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    A, I like the only one who loves Bon Jovi and was hella happy to hear Livin on a Prayer?

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  • April 23, 2018 at 2:28 am
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    dear Ryan where's Tim and Tarynn ?

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  • June 18, 2018 at 8:41 pm
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    Omg I’m watching this in 2018 and it’s crazy to see how much Ryan has grown

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  • July 2, 2018 at 9:31 am
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    Last part was amazing. Hey I'm still alive. No you are not 😂😂😂

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  • September 1, 2018 at 1:47 am
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    Who are these people?

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  • September 9, 2018 at 6:59 pm
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    House is my favorite show and this was honestly really funny and doesnt deserve any hate.

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  • September 16, 2018 at 1:30 am
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    2018?

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  • October 20, 2018 at 6:44 am
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    2018???

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  • October 21, 2018 at 2:29 pm
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    I was so dumb when I was younger watching this I thought the guy who had the seizure actually happened my dumb ass

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  • October 22, 2018 at 2:09 pm
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    Sean, hurry up! He's sick yknow!

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  • November 4, 2018 at 4:15 pm
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    2018?

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  • November 6, 2018 at 1:53 pm
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    oh my god i watched this when it first came out and its still funny

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  • November 10, 2018 at 10:02 pm
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    3018 anyone

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  • November 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm
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    I am not the only one who is watching it in 2018…. or am I?

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  • January 12, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    Who else is watching in 2019?

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  • February 2, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    LET’S PLAY HOUSE

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  • February 25, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    2019 anyone

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  • March 2, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    kokis in the background haha home sweet home

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  • March 7, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    Sean is gone now 🙁

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  • March 13, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    Oh the OG days

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  • March 21, 2019 at 2:15 am
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    9 years later. Still making me laugh

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  • March 29, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    2019?

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  • April 1, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    This is so classic

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  • April 6, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    decided to binge watch house for the first time,I remembered this video,back then I didnt get the references but now…

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  • April 14, 2019 at 1:46 pm
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    Produce by: Gerald the cane

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  • April 28, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    S Q U I D W A R D O N A C H A I R

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  • May 2, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    Just some friends having fun 🙂

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  • May 19, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    I watched this years ago and I was confused but I just started watching house. I understand now

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  • May 23, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    *U*ranium
    *G*ysotonic
    *L*inostic
    *Y*east infection

    *D*isto
    *U*ranium
    *M*asticular
    *B*i
    *A*cetone
    *S*ystonic
    *S*yndrome

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  • June 5, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    "Sorry the video is probably longer than you're used to"… Oh the times have changed

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  • July 14, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    He predicted miley cyrus's crazy phase before it happened.

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  • July 15, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    in 2019 gets a copyright strike

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    wish ryan could do a vid with like tim and the rest when he goes back to hawaii

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    Sorry I'm 10 year's late cuz I'm just 6 at that's time yeehee

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:38 pm
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    The intro is stuck my head all the way till the music

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    classic

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