Ayush, you have to decide today,
it’s either me or your mom.
You’ve said the 7 sacred vows with me.
And I took 7 months to find you girl
for you to say your vows.
I don’t have an other choice.
You could have selected
her player also.
But I can go back home now, mom.
That feels amazing.
When are you buying your house?
You even got your appraisal, isn’t it?
I’ll do it when you get your coin out, dad.
Okay, leave then.
I lost a tupperware box last week. Isn’t that
why y’all are throwing me out of the house?
Ayush, ask for a reason
instead of giving one?
Anu, you don’t know these people. They love
their tupperware more than their son.
Can you blame them?
We… We need space.
What? Is that all you need?
Here you go, dad.
Look at all this space.
Ayush, come here. Come here.
It’s not you, it’s us.
Even Damini said something similar
in the 11th grade.
– You said it was mutual.
– He’s dead-meat.
– Anu, please! Let’s do 1 break-up at a time.
– Fine! Whatever.
You’re exiling a son like Ram?
I hope there’s no Bharat coming
into the house.
– Well you never know.
– I knew it!
That ‘Badhai Ho’ movie has given all
the old men some extra passion!
Who’s an old man?
Dad, it’s time for me to be a dad
not yours, dad.
Stop chirping like a bird!
I’m talking about you becoming a father.
Won’t you guys need space when
y’all have children?
How much space will a small child take?
Look, here’s a child.
This is how we play with him…
Keep it like this in a bag,
make him bounce like this
The child wont need
space in the air.
Dad, on a serious note.
It’s not easy to find a new place, right?
There are a lot of problems. How will I
do it? With him?
What problem are you talking about?
Look at this.
Get onto the ‘housing.com’ website…
Learn how to look for house
Okay, I guess we’ll get a house.
But won’t both of you miss
your only daughter-in-law?
Your healthy food doesn’t even let
her cholestrol rise.
She feels left out in
front of her friends.
Your dad is dying to tell you a dialogue
’bout you both not having time for us.
Son, is it nice when you both are in your
room at night and we both knock on it?
We open it in 3 minutes, don’t we?
Mom, our home’s at such a great location.
I don’t want to leave!
Move! Cry later.
First take a look at this house.
It’s a great location, close-by and also
has a gym next door.
Anyway, obesity runs in our family.
The problem is, nobody runs in our family.
Son, even birds kick their babies
out of the nest at the right time.
However, our windows have a safety??
Ayush, aren’t you my son?
Don’t you feel like having
your own space?
For you to pay it’s property tax
and electricity bill.
Fill water bottles.
And smash a cockroach if you spot one.
Son, don’t you want people to know you
by your name?
For them to say
look at that self-made man
Look! There goes
Mahesh Lal’s son.
What’s the problem with that?
There’s no problem. The only problem
is that you’re useless.
You made us do your homework
when you were in school,
now you make us file your returns
and when we get old you’ll get us to dye
your hair also.
I thought you’d enjoy all that.
Upset her, didn’t you?
Son, didn’t you just say that your own home
Think about then.
– What are you still doing there?
– I’m coming, I’m coming…
– There’s no point talking to him!
– Okay, okay, I’m coming…
Go take out the suitcase.
I’m not packing!
Tea tastes best when its
with mom made snacks.
Thank you, mummy! Tea’s ready,
come on down and have some.
Oh man! The newspaper boy put our
newspaper on top again!
Not just that, he even left the milk here.
Come and get it.
Also, get ludo
– Red’s mine.
– Blue is mine.